THREE WORDS:
*Happy gadgadsbogen day

FOUR WORDS:
*Better late then never
*Dr Sloth is green
*Meercas despise red neggs
*No news is impossible
*Scorchios like hot places
*Super glue is forever

FIVE WORDS: *All roads lead to neopia *Dont gather food without land *Dung furniture stinks like dung *Keep your broken toys clean *Kois invented the robotic fish *Nimmos are very spiritual beings *Today is your lucky day *Nimmos are very spiritual beings SIX WORDS: *A buzz will never sting you *Be nice to Shoyrus or else *Carrots are so expensive these days *Chia bombers are mud slinging fools *Chombys are shy and eat plants *Faeries are quite fond of reading *Flotsams are no longer limited edition *Fuzios wear the coolest red shoes *Garon loves a endless challenging maze *Great neopets are not always wise *Kacheekers is a two player game *Korbats are creatures of the night *Mr Black makes the best shopkeeper *Moogi is a true poogle racer *Most wild kikos swim in kiko lake *Nobody can be poor on neopets *Number six is on the run *Only real card sharks play cheat *Skeiths are strong but very lazy *Tyrannians will eat everything and anything *The trading post will never cheat *The beader has a beaming smile *The techo is a tree acrobat *Magical weapon from the ice cave wall *You cannot teach a grarrl mathematics SEVEN WORDS: *Asparagus is the food of the gods *An air of mystery surrounds the acara *Chombys hate fungus balls with a passion *Faerie food is food from the heavens *Frolic on the snow of happy valley *Jubjubs defend themselves with their deafening screech *Kauvara mixes up potions like no other *Kyriis take special pride in their fur *Most wild kikos swim in kiko lake *Mister pickles has a terrible tigersquash habit *Maybe the missing link is really missing *Neopian Inflation is a fact of life *Never underestimate the power of streaky bacon *Poogles look the best in frozen collars *Some neggs will bring you big neopoints *Some neggs will bring you big disappointment *The snowager sleeps most of its life *Tornado rings and cement mixers are unstoppable *The cybunny is the fastest neopet ever *The library faerie tends to crossword puzzles *The pen is mightier than the pencil *Uggaroo gets tricky with his coconut shells *Unis just love looking at their reflection *When will a kau learn to fly *When there is smoke there is pollution *You can never be poor on neopets *You cannot teach an old grarrl mathematics EIGHT WORDS: *A miss is as good as a mister *A neopoint saved is a neopoint not enough *A tuskaninny named colin lives on terror mountain *An iron rod bends while it is hot *Children should not be seen spanked or grounded *Do not bathe if there is no water *Doctor Sloth tried to mutate neopets but failed *Dr Death is the keeper of disowned neopets *Faerie pancakes go great with crazy crisp tacos *Flame the tame is a ferocious feline fireball *Have you trained your pet for the battledome *If your hedge needs trimming call a chomby *It is always better to give than receive *Kacheeks have mastered the art of picking flowers *Keep your pet company with a neopet pet *Kikoughela is a fancy word for cough medicine *Kougras are said to bring very good luck *Pet rocks make the most playful of petpets *Poogle five is very chubby but is lightning quick *Scratch my back and I will scratch yours *Snowbeasts love to attack Grundos with mud snowballs *The advent calender is only open in Deceber *The Alien Aisha Vending Machine serves great food *The big spender is an international jet setter *The Bruce is from Snowy Valley High School *The healing springs mends your wounds after battle *The hidden tower is for big spenders only *The tatsu population was almost reduced to extinction *Whack a beast and win some major points *You should try to raise your hit points NINE WORDS: *An idle mind is the best way to relax *Congratulations to everybody who helped defeat the evil Monoceraptor *Do not open a shop if you cannot smile *Do not try to talk to a shy peophin *Enter the lair of the beast if your dare *Every neopet should have a job and a corndog *Get three times the taste with the triple dog *It is always better to give than to receive *Let every zafara take care of its own tail *Look out for the moehog transmogrification potion lurking around *Magical ice weapons are from the ice cave walls *Meercas are to blame for all the stolen fuzzles *Mika and Carassa want you to buy their junk *Neopets battledome is not for the weak or sensitive *Plesio is the captain of the tyrannian sea division *Poogle five is very chubby but lightning quick *Poogles have extremely sharp teeth and they are cuddly *Put all of your neopoints on poogle number two *Stego is a baby stegosaurus that all neopets love *Sticks n stones are like the greatest band ever *Store all of your trading cards in your neodeck *Take your pet to tyrammet for a fabulous time *Terror mountain is home to the infamous ski lodge *The barking of lupes does not hurt the clouds *The battledome is near but the way is icy *The meat of a sporkle is bitter and inedible *The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog *The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog *The tyrannian volcano is the hottest place in neopia *Treat your usul well and it will be useful *Uggaroo follows footsteps to find food for his family *Your pet deserves a nice stay at the neolodge TEN WORDS: *A chia who is a mocker dances without a tamborine *All neopets can find a job at the employment agency *Become a battledome master by training on the mystery island *Better to be safe than meet up with a monocerous *Bouncing around on its tail the blumaroo is quite happy *Chias are lovable little characters who are full of joy *Faeries bend down their wings to a seeker of knowledge *Grarrg is the tyrannian battle master that takes no slack *Kyruggi is the grand elder in the tyrannian town hall *Meercas are talented pranksters that take pride in their tails *If you live with lupes you will learn to howl *Love your neopet but do not hug it too much *Oh where is the tooth faerie when you need her *Only ask of the queen faerie what you really need *Please wipe your feet before you enter the scorchio den *Some neohomes are made with mud and dung and straw *Space slushies are just the thing on a cold winter day *Store all of your neopian trading cards in your neodeck *The battledome is open but the way there is icy *The best thing to spend on your neopet is time *The kindhearted faerie queen rules faerieland with a big smile *The lair of the beast is cold and dark inside *The meerca is super fast making it difficult to catch *The pound is not the place to keep streaky bacon *The sunken city of maraqua has some great hidden treasures *The tyrannian jungle is full of thick muddle and mash *The wise aisha has long ears and a short tongue *There is nothing like a tall glass of slime potion *To know and to act are one and the same *Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth *With the right training tuskaninnys can become quite fearsome fighters *Under a tattered cloak you will generally find doctor sloth *Yes boy ice cream sell out all of their shows ELEVEN WORDS: *A journey of a million miles begins on the marketplace map *Ask what you can do to make it worth your while *Ask a lot of questions but only take what is offered *Be sure to visit the neggery for some great magical neggs *Bruce could talk under wet cement with a mouthful of marbles *By all means trust in neopia but tie your camel first *Count von roo is one of the nastier denizens of Neopia *Do not wake the snowager unless you want to be eaten *Every buzz is a kau in the eyes of its mother *Experience is the comb nature gives us when we are bald *Faerie poachers hang out in faerieland with their jars wide open *Give the wheel of excitement a spin or two or three *Grarrls are ferocious creatures or at least they try to be *Have you told your friends about the greatest site on earth *If a pteri and lenny were to race neither would win *Jetsams are the meanest neopets to ever swim the Neopian sea *Kaus love to sing although they only know a single note *Listen to your pet or your tongue will keep you deaf *Make certain your pet is well equipped before entering the battledome *Only mad gelerts and englishmen go out in the noonday sun *Poogle number five always wins unless he trips over a hurdle *The bluna was first sighted under the ice caps of Tyrannia *The neopedia is a good place to start your neopian adventures *Tyrannia is the prehistoric kingdom miles beneath the surface of Neopia *You can even take a Bruce to training school to improve *You cannot wake a Bruce who is pretending to be asleep *You know the soup kitchen is a great place to go *You know you can create a free homepage for your pet *You probably do not want to know what that ordor is *When eating a radioactive negg remember the pet who planted it *When friends ask about the battledome say there is no tomorrow *When the blind lead the blind get out of the way TWELVE WORDS: *A kyrii will get very upset if its hair gets messed up *By all means make neofriends with peophins but learn to swim first *Catch the halter rope and it will lead you to the kau *Cliffhanger is a brilliant game that will make your pet more intelligent *Dirty snow is the best way to make your battledome opponent mad *Do not be in a hurry to tie what you cannot untie *Do not speak of an elephante if there is no tree nearby *Do not think there are no jetsams if the water is calm *Eat all day at the giant omelette but do not be greedy *Everyone loves to drink a hot cup of borovan now and then *Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald *Fly around the canyons of tyrannia shooting the evil pterodactyls and grarrls *If you go too slow try to keep your worms in a tin *If you see a man riding a wooden stick ask him why *If you want to have lots of adventures then adopt a wocky *Jarbjarbs like to watch the tyrannian sunset while eating a ransaurus steak *Krawk have been known to be as strong as full grown neopets *Myncis love to hug their plushies and eat sap on a stick *Quiggles spend all day splashing around in the pool at the neolodge *The Grarrl will roar and ten eggs will hatch into baby grarrls *The Snow Faerie Quest is for those that can brave the cold *The wheel of mediocrity is officially the most second rate game around *There is only one ryshu and there is only one techo master *You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on *When an elephante is in trouble even a nimmo will kick him THIRTEEN WORDS: *A Scorchio is a good storyteller if it can make a Skeith listen *Bang and smash your way to the top in the bumper cars game *Do not be greedy and buy every single food item from the shops *If at first you do not succeed try the ice caves puzzle again *If your totem is made of wax do not walk in the sun *It makes total sense to have a dung carpet in your dung neohome *Myncis come from large families and eat their dinner up in the trees *The Neopian Hospital will help get your pet on the road to recovery *You can lead a kau to water but you cannot make it drink *We never know the worth of items till the wishing well is dry FOURTEEN WORDS: *Building a neohome is a way to build a foundation for your little pets *Your neopet will need a mint after eating a chili cheese dog with onions FIFTEEN WORDS: *Bronto bites are all the rage and they are meaty and very easy to carry *The beast that lives in the tyrannian mountains welcomes all visitors with a sharp smile *The whisper of an acara can be heard further than the roar of a wocky *You really have to be well trained if you want to own a wild reptillior